I MOVED TO BARBERSHOPPING
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jimmy carter jc
jesus christ jc
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today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but
THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
(via vegay)
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mantis, womanits
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free calculator? sine me up!
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one time in 8th grade we went outside for class and it was awesome but then we came back in and a few minutes after sitting down i felt my hair move but i thought some of it had just fallen out of place but then a fuCKING GRASSHOPPER JUMPED ONTO THE DESK FROM MY HAIR AND EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING and it was the worst day of my life
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my talents? parkour, tap dancing, and eating toaster strudels in a bizarre manner
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aziz ansari is rumored to be aziz ansari in The End of the World
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war band
did i mention my band is awesome??
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- Me: mom be quiet mumford and sons are on the radio
- Mom: who's the lead singer again? adam levine?
- Me: ..................
- Mom: what?
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girls go to venus to get more penis boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
